vincentvangoth:

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

(Source: sofakingdown)

(Reblogged from faultygear)
happilymourning:

well shit there goes my entire parenting plan

happilymourning:

well shit there goes my entire parenting plan

(Source: anch0rs-drop)

(Reblogged from listentothemoose)

idlethumbsblog:

A podcast teaches,
But never ceases
To deliver speeches,
Sweet as peaches,
And soft as cheeses.
A podcast reaches,
While on the beaches
Or on the creases,
When eating pizzas,
With your nieces,
Like psychokinesis, 
In bits and pieces, 
A podcast thesis
For your ears’es.

*Fart sound*

(Reblogged from idlethumbsblog)
(Reblogged from pleatedjeans)

commonflower:

disputedjustice:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

I will reblog this as many times as it comes up on my dash <333

(Reblogged from turtlewobbles)

Anonymous said: What's the first thing you are going to teach your kids?

hidekins:

(Reblogged from blockbustervideoofficial)

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

(Reblogged from pleatedjeans)

ellendegeneres:

Cats aren’t great at Hide and Go Seek. http://ellen.tv/1kaPGCS

(Reblogged from ellendegeneres)

thereal1990s:

The Mummy (1999)

(Source: sydneyprosser)

(Reblogged from 90s90s90s)

When I show up at a party mainly populated by my exes best friends

(Reblogged from whatshouldbetchescallme)